One small worm,
big accomplishments.
Browse by theme, at your own pace — spoiler-sensitive entries are folded away.
Welcome to Corporate Finance
Log in to your computer.
Story starter — unmissable if you begin a shift.
TOUCHDOWN!
Travel a total of 100 yards.
Cumulative distance — it adds up fast while you wiggle around the desk.
Wow, You're Desperate
Respond to a message from M within one real-time minute.
M messages you early in the game — type the reply fast for this one.
Absolutely Massive
Unlock every Muscle Mass perk.
Work out regularly — morning sessions train most efficiently.
Book Worm
Unlock every Financial Insight perk.
Evening reading sessions build the full insight tree.
Whole Lotta Worm
Navigate the Wormhole.
The optional platforming challenge — no longer required for 100%.
Would You Still Love Me?
Get into a relationship.
Romance route with your coworker M — flowers and birthday wishes count.
Valuable Work Experience
Buy ten interns.
Interns arrive from the shop and live on your desk.
Stroke of Luck
Roll a natural 20.
The d20 on your desk can be rolled once per day.
Day Trader
Buy or sell 100 shares in a day.
Total volume across trades counts — not a single order.
That Was Embarrassing
Draw on a piece of paper then get rid of it.
Doodle on the desk paper, then bin it before anyone sees.
Surveillance State
Film an intern without their permission.
Requires the video camera ($3,000) and at least one intern.
Check Out This Cool Worm
Send your boss an image of yourself.
Snap a photo, attach it, and send it to Steve in chat.
Is This Even Legal?
Print a $1000 bill.
The printer is good for more than contracts.
A Thirsty, Thirsty Worm
Drink water while wearing the Beverage Hat.
Buy the hat, put it on, then drink — hands-free hydration.
God I Love Dirt
Commune with a pile of dirt.
Sometimes a worm just needs a moment with the dirt.
A New Friend
Say hi to a ladybug.
A ladybug visits the desk now and then — greet it.
I Hope You're Happy
Get blocked by Emergency Services.
Call 911 enough times and they stop picking up.
I Work Better in Silence
Break the radio.
Physics solves the noise problem permanently.
Ugh, Boooooooringgggg
Hang up on your boss in the video call.
The opposite of Absolute Expertise — sabotage the interview.
Establish Dominance
Throw away an intern.
Fling an intern into the trash — management style is your choice.
Absolute Expertise
Get an 'S' grade on the video call.
The skill ceiling of the game — answer every interview question perfectly.
10% of the Way to Buying a House
Have $100k in your bank account.
Trading and insider tips make this realistic inside a few in-game weeks.
Worm-fluencer
Redeem every reward on the Smartphone.
Grind WormTok engagement until every reward is claimed.
Give Me Attention
Push every possible item onto the ground.
Clear the desk the honest way — every item, off the edge. Buy everything first.
Expensive Taste
Purchase every item in the Shop (yep, all of them).
Completionist shopping — overlaps with Give Me Attention if you plan the order.
Transcendental Invertebrate
Unlock every Achievement.
100% completion. The rarest step was removed by the Sep 6 patch, so it is more forgiving now.
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Hidden achievements: expand for the verified conditions
Achievement names and totals come from Steam. Categories and rarity notes are editorial, based on launch-week global unlock rates.
Just joined the office?
Start with the new-hire guide — controls, desk layout and the daily loop.
Stuck on something?
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